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Monday, 11 August 2014
Ujumbe wa Leo...
"7 Things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value
2. Destroy your image
3. Drive you crazily!
4. Dispose your dreams!
5. Discredit your imagination!
6. Deframe your abilities and
7. Disbelieve your opinions!
Stay away from negative people"
- Israelmore Ayivor
Friday, 8 August 2014
CHEKA UNENEPE - Girlfriend na Boyfriend
Kijana mmoja alikuwa akichat kwenye simu na girlfriend wake na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Boyfriend: Baby unaweza kuja Home mara moja?
Girlfriend: Hapana, siwezi mpenzi, maana jana sikunyoosha nguo, hivyo nguo zangu zote zimekunjana na umeme umekatika.
Boyfriend: Aaah pole sana Baby... kwa hiyo hela uliyoniomba jana itakuwaje? maana nilitaka uje uchukue.
Girlfriend: Huooo! Yaani baby kama mchawi vile...nilipomaliza kusoma tu meseji yako na umeme nao umerudi...Nisubiri dakika tatu tu nakuja baby.
Chezea mademu wa siku hizi!!!
Labels:
Boyfriend,
Cheka unenepe,
Girlfriend,
Vichekesho
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